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Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Just wondering....

"You are one of the guys..." was just wondering exactly that it means.

Are saying I talk and behave like a guy?( in the nicest way possible... eeooow!)

or do you mean that I have lost my curves, and worse still my sexual appeal?

Does that mean you can bum off my ciggies like forever and ask me to buy you a drink like all the time?

wait a minite... this a punishment for not inflating or stroking your ego, right?

Am I off the hook then? can I keep deflating your ego then?

Does that mean I need to polish my 'pimping' services (just for you), seeing that I am closest to the female species among the 'guys'?

Actually the more I think about it... eeeh I am flattered (should I be?) but, I really dont want to be one of the guys...

ps
it was a rant of sorts

22 Comments:

Blogger savage said...

Guys has become a general term. I hear girls call their girl friends guys all the time.

I have never seen you so prolly they word just takes on a whole new meaning when it comes to you.I am just saying.

2:36 PM  
Blogger lissingmink said...

sometimes you need to be outside the box to captur the full picture... i am just saying

12:52 AM  
Blogger Kenyanchick said...

Happens to me all the time. ALL the time. It's kinda cool sometimes because that means I've always got a posse to see me through the hairy situations. But when one of the guys gets bleary-eyed and starts finding me attractive it feels kinda.. gay. Very disconcerting. I'm just saying.

1:35 AM  
Blogger Kenyanchick said...

Oh, and you ask: "can I keep deflating your ego then?"
Hell yeah. If he gets upset, slap him on the back and tell him to stop acting like a babe. After all, we're all just guys here, right?

1:43 AM  
Blogger lissingmink said...

@kc..hehehehe "feels kinda.. gay" what if the tables were turned?
i'm just saying.

6:19 AM  
Blogger baz said...

Wonder what it would feel like if chicks decided to fall on a guy and say he's one of the girls.

You guys should try it on someone. >:-D

oh, I'm just saying

6:52 AM  
Blogger lissingmink said...

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7:36 AM  
Blogger lissingmink said...

@ baz... they do that, means you are harmless... almost asexual; i can talk about tampon sizes, my boyfriend's performance, you would be my last minute date for impromptu parties.

7:39 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

I agree with Savage being "one of the guys" is just a general way of saying you are part of the group. But if we are to go by the "Ladder theory" (http://www.laddertheory.com), Made famous by Savage, then being considered a regular friend just like any of the guys would warrant you to start worrying about your sex appeal.

3:33 AM  
Blogger lissingmink said...

why do i feel very shallow all of a sudden?

4:26 AM  
Blogger baz said...

Does that mean that you have actually told a man that he is one of the girls before? That is cruel!

7:38 AM  
Blogger lissingmink said...

if you put it that way,... no.

it is a bad idea?... is it worse than "let's just be friends" ?

8:03 AM  
Blogger savage said...

"Let's just be friends" is the lamest and most generic way of getting cock-blocked.

People need to come up with innovative ways of saying "I will never sleep with you in this lifetime, you pathetic li'l wussy."

10:21 AM  
Blogger Iwaya said...

@Savage: you say it so well!

11:32 AM  
Blogger Kenyanchick said...

Um, Baz, I've told someone he was one of the girls. Is that so wrong? (Ok, so he turned around a got a boyfriend, but that's besides the point.)

11:39 PM  
Blogger Darlkom said...

I read the ladder theory and it makes a wierd amount of sense.
@kenyanchick: you mighta turned that guy gay. *chuckle*

11:47 PM  
Blogger lissingmink said...

@ savage hehehe totekamu feeling ssebo

yeah that ladder theory is not entirely nonsensical

12:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just friends isn't as bad as "you're like a brother."

4:47 AM  
Blogger Degstar said...

i have this older friend, the first female friend i made on campus. we were tight, even her family took me in. den on a trip to Nairos she made a pass at me. being somewhat disinclined to see her in that light i pretended not to click. a year later i changed my mind n shagged her. it was ok. kati, she's like a friend with benefits; as and when either of us feels an itch. now i'm celibate. y'all should try it sometime, its amazing for mental control.

6:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@degstar: is celibate another way of saying I am not getting any?

8:25 AM  
Blogger Degstar said...

@ Anon,
u wanna come out and ask dat qn again? after u identify urself?

9:25 AM  
Blogger Mataachi said...

mental stability is highly overrated.

1:42 AM  

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