Annoying...
you are having lunch; you must be famished... now why you banging the plate, each time you scoop some food... you an efiing judge? It is not a GAVEL!!
I can not be accountable for my balled up fist right now- it is conditioned to swinging at any slurping sounds followed by resonating thuds on the table as you place your glass down- you aint an effing judge brah!!
Now frigging Adam (it is his real name) you only seem to have one comment to make each and every time I bump into you "you putting on weight girl..." I can think of reasons why you say this
1. your roundedness develops a virtual waist line of sorts
2. you figure I will be motivated to do those extra reps in the gym
3. I will like you more for your blatant honesty
oh Adam, you ar brilliant!
... so you actually figure an SMS qualifies for a bootycall - night cap?
as I jog around your vastness in an attempt to locate your ear
"mother fucker!"
OMG you must be the brightest mind on earth ... what is that you studied... econometrics, no, statistics... you a lawyer? right ow, I wouldnt care if you were fucking einstein- what's that got to do with the price of beans?
Oi you... yes you- bitch! you sure can put people down... lose the fucking halo when it is time to make decisions and for cripes sake- grow some fucking cajones!!
PMS!!!
posted by lissingmink @ 6:11 AM
7 Comments:
isn't it just a bitch.
Honestly..
- round is a figure
- honesty is overrated
- that dude needs to be wiped off the face of the earth
Ps: PMS??!! just bitch on...
If the guy's a piece of shit, he's a piece of shit. No need to make apologies for an ass. Next time hit him over the head with his spoon.
what's a cajone?
the thing about PMS is that it's just like a good drink-or a good few drinks. It brings out the honest warranted emotion-rage or otherwise. and yes he,she they need to know it as it is. So if it takes PMS to get it all out then so be it!
Thank God for PMS!!! :))
hey, hope you having more luck with lunch dates. M is the secret one... we all need one of those. and i have news.
Who the fuck is Adam? He sounds like a dickface! lol 'to locate his ear'
is he one of those ppl that are so large it's harder to circumnavigate them than it was the earth?
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